Sgt. Boris Bedwetter

played by Scott Bedard

With his biceps the size of giant moray eels and his sea lion mane hair that only Patrick Swayze could dream of, Sgt. Boris Bedwetter is the bona-fide heartthrob and dirty dog-paddler of the crew. Bedwetter, ever the source of leadership, incessantly barks out to the crew, "When the water is too deep, swim deeper you scurvy dogs". Boris himself is not immune to his own berating, some nights he screams to himself in his sleep, "You better buck up Bedwetter, because here it comes!"



Trapper Jones

played by Trey Walker

If you're in deep trouble and you're in the deep blue than there is no better diver to have by your side than the dashing and dexterous Trapper Jones. A true McGyver of the sea floor, Trapper can fabricate a compass from the exoskeleton of a lobster tail, a grouper gill and a flatfish flounder eye.



Lt-Col Franklin "Junk-Bird" Bourbon

played by Ankarino Lara

Franklin Bourbon, self nicknamed "Junk-Bird", is a brilliant aquatic warfare strategist who once won four hundred and forty four straight games of Electronic Battleship while three sheets to the wind on a Mojito, Nigroni, and Don Julio binge. Junk Bird repeats Dr. Seuss' One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish before every armed engagement because, as he says,"knowing is half the battle."



"Baby-Face" Tennyson

played by Augustine Blake

Although young in years Baby-Face is wise in the ways of water. Trained in the bath tub since infancy, Baby-Face specializes in splashing violently. Unintelligible as his words are to most humans, Baby-Face has a natural ability to communicate with seals, dolphins and killer-whales.



Pilot Sweetpuffs

played by Noel Morrison

Pilot Sweetpuffs is the most inspired, inventive and intuitive sea pilot ever to sail the seven seas. Sweetpuffs once navigated the Straights of Magellan during a perfect storm while reading Moby Dick in Castilian. The research-fishing-warfaring-house boat S.S. Honeybuzzer was designed and hand built by Sweetpuffs and his two dogs, Charlie and Oliver. Charlie is still in active service, though Oliver, mistaken for an innocent Rasta during a passage through the Caymans was recently incarcerated by a band of vengeful dope-hounds.



Django Johnston

played by Conor Egan

Django Johnston spent most of his youth in gypsy encampments close to Paris (Texas), playing banjo, guitar and fiddle. He made a name for himself as a sea-bard playing eskimo love ballads for sea passage around the globe. After an run in with a pack of pirates off the coast of Bora Bora, Django turned in his banjo for a harpoon gun and vowed to fight the good fight above and below the water. An expert with the harpoon as well as the fiddle, Django once harpooned nine murderous jet skiers with one bolt.



Burt Remmington

played by Tim Caplis

Burt Remmington is the reigning "Sea Mustache" pageant King eleven years running. A sub man since birth, Burt has run the Caspian Gauntlet in less than twelves days. A living sea legend, Remmington has attached his name and image to such fine sailer products as Manta Ray Musk for Men, Dead Sea Sweet Rolls with Cinnamon and Smelt Sanitary Wet Wipes.



Mr. Biceps Brachii

played by Alexei Stoliartchouk

Crunching data and his abs with pathological passion, Brachii mixes strength and smarts to a deadly cocktail. From Russia with love, Brachii was trained in all secret Soviet era sea exercises, such as the Kettlebell Curls, and keeps the crew of the S.S. Honeybuzzer in top swim shape.



Cornelius

played by Bobby Gaza

A semi professional sea-skater in his youth, Cornelius patented the difficult, dangerous and daffy "wave-sixty." Now, as the undisputed sea-nerd of the crew, Cornelius programs nautical assault applications and designs and develops robotic sea-monkies, the first of which "Symlink One" is the pet and mascot of the team.



Reggie Fines

played by Mike Horn

Once an amateur jet-ski daredevil, Reggie Fines gained his first taste of fame by jumping a hundred yards of Red-bellied piranha infested waters in Paraguay. A trained botanist, Reggie harvests vital sea plants and concocts genetic-enhancing serums that increase his crew's speed, endurance and performance. However, being raised by two geneticists, Reggie is unusually prone to conducting unnecessary grafting exercises after hours. One of such experiments resulted in the near destruction of Cornelius' semi-organic robot "Symlink One".



Echo Foxtrot

played by Adam Buchen

Generally working the night shift, Echo Foxtrot honed his night-spotting skills over a period of many and lonely years working the crows nest aboard the S.S. Honeybuzzer. Unfortunately, during the odd hours Echo developed a particular appetite for Taurine and an even darker fixation for bitter liqueurs infused with herbs and spices. As Bedwetter put it best, "The high seas have ne'er seen a better squinter, and certainly not one who can pour out a tray of Jägers without lowering his peepers."



The Architect

played by John Druckman

With an unaffected swagger and steady gait, The Architect demonstrates time and time again that 'Mind Over Water' is not just a pithy cliché, but a way of life. The 'Big A' once inverted a diving bell and constructed a highly dangerous and over-pressurized Jacuzzi near the mizzen mast, much to the delight of the crew. Usually clad in his trademark chain mail pants, he scoffs at gravity, buoyancy, and all laws of hydro-displacement with one simple smirk. "You can't take the mail out of the man," he's want to sneer.



Capt. Henrik Augustus Mayday

played by Stephen Blake

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Meet The Crew

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On Location

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Sirens

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Bioshock

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Undertow

Undertow is a fast-paced action-shooter that sends you underwater as you battle up to 16 players for control of the oceans! Non-stop conquest-style battles push the envelope of onscreen effects and combat action and boast some of the most stunning graphics ever seen in an Xbox LIVE Arcade title.
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The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

Internationally famous oceanographer Steve Zissou and his crew--Team Zissou--set sail on an expedition to hunt down the mysterious, elusive, possibly non-existant Jaguar Shark that killed Zissou's partner during the documentary filming of their latest adventure.
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The Abyss (1989)

An American nuclear submarine is attacked (during the cold war) and crashes underwater. The navy asks the workers of a nearby underwater oil rig who are joined by a number of navy SEALS to locate and investigate the cause of the crash. As the crew embark on their mission, they encounter a number of difficulties and discover that they may not be alone. There is something else down there.
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