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This summer a small group of thrill-seeking friends take a unassuming dive dead center in the silent waters of the uncharted Bermuda Triangle. They dive desiring to swim with the dolphins and see a sea horse or two. What they find they are not quite armed for...

Coming soon from the director of Hard Trip To Kauai and the tear jerking Ankarino's Bachelor Party comes a movie you would never expect to see made on any sea level.

The suits are wet. Blood is in the water. Love is in the air bubble.

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Scott "Sgt. Boris Bedwetter" Fears Nothing

Scott Bedard (Sgt. Borris Bedwetter) is not only the director, editor and co-star of Scuba Wars, he is also the Stunt Coordinator. Since age 4 when Scott was shocked violently while attempting to make a tuna fish sandwich into a tuna melt sandwich inside his father's BetaMax video player, Scott has not had any danger perception. Much like an infant who joyfully chews on power cords, Scott gleefully puts himself in danger. Whether it's jumping into a whirlpool full of flesh eating piranha or planting his face straight into a giant poisonous sea anemone, Scott is ready without hesitation, reservation or sedatives.

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The Bond factor

The artwork for the Bond film Thunderball is ridiculously cool. Who wouldn't want to see this film? I am sure the design helped make the third installment the highest grossing film in the series at the time. Thunderball (1965) has a fantastic underwater battle sequence involving the Navy SEALS and Bond versus a army of SPECTRE frogmen. Bond single handedly takes out a few henchmen with a knife and harpoon gun of course.

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Scuba Wars Shoplifted!

XBOX Live recently released a new arcade game called Scuba Wars, no, I mean it's called Undertow, and it is a complete rip off of Scuba Wars. On the bright side: it's good! Which is far better than any officially licensed brand games tend to be, with the exception of Chronicles Of Riddick.

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Elle

International supermodel and actress Elle McPherson does not appear in Scuba Wars. No stranger to the water or bikini, Elle was a stranger on the set by not setting a flipper on it. Elle was never approached about starring in Scuba Wars, but if she had, then she would have been approached. Elle, pictured here with Scuba Wars like swimsuit and mask would have been a natural fit for the film had she been approached and agreeable, although certainly agreeable, she was not approached and does not appear in the film. It is believed that Elle would like Scuba Wars very much, but that is just pure speculation on the part of the Scuba Wars team who are big fans and would be too shy to approach Elle themselves. We would like to thank Elle for not saying no to our approach that was never approached. We would like to thank Elle for this feeble SEO opportunity as well. We should mention that Brintney Spear, Paris Hilton, and Lidnsey Lohan are not related to this at all.

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